Tuesday, July 28, 2015

SERIOUSLY, WTF!?

Just in case you're interested in music some 3000 years olde!

 With this kind of charisma, I'm shocked that RANDY didn't sell more records!

Really?

Really? # 2

Time for some damage control in the sales department!

The thought of raw bacon on my face really disgusts me! I hope they had a hit!

Saturday, July 25, 2015

BIG HEADS and FACES!!

No kidding, this looks exactly like the krazy manx tuxedo cat I have! I think these folks owe her some royalty monies! 

I'm  thinking this project just might keep me busy the rest of my life, even if I live to be a thousand!

Big heads and faces is a common theme for record and cd covers, it's just that some are a lot weirder than others!

Keepin' it simple!

Or very intricate and complicated! 

Skulls are always popular!!

An Alien Cyclops or Immortal Essence?

Makes you want to hear the music, right? F You!

Thursday, July 23, 2015

YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING Album Covers

OKAY, this is fun! My main interest for many many years has been album covers, so this million album covers project is a kick in the pants for me! It's really time consuming for me digging through all of this shit, but I think you'll find it's worth it! These album covers should have really be showcased on one of my other blogs "The House Of Black Wax," but I've been slowly working on my list of "The 500 Best Albums Of All Time" and I hate to throw all this crap in the middle of it, so until I get that list done, or IF I ever get that list done, then Krazy album covers are going to be here for a while! Dig In!! 

So I think most of these records fall into the category of "You finally got your chance to release a record and this is the best possible image you could come up with for a cover!"  
You've got to be kidding!!

If any if these bands like the Jacuzzi Boys is one of your favourites, then I apoligize, kind of, almost!

Might have been a good idea for about 2 seconds in a 1960's Sci-Fi flick, but as an album cover, it pretty much sucks!

I would say that this is offensive on more than one level, but that's coming from a guy who wrote a one sheet comic illustrated by Brian James Riedel called "Cheeses On The Cross!"

Makes me want to buy it for sure!

I really hope this band is good, whoever they are, because this cover severely sucks!

At least they came up with a cover as bad as their band name!

Just by looking at it, if I found this album in a used record store, I probably wouldn't pay five cents for it, even if it was in mint condition!

Last by not least! 
I rest my case!!

Saturday, July 18, 2015

Just In Case You Think You've Seen It All! (Record Covers From All Over The World!)

The Internet Archive has put up a downloadable post that is 148 gigs of one million international album covers. There are lots of dead, unusably small, and duplicate images, and it's pretty unsorted, but what a thing to try and do! I've only downloaded a few of them so far, and here's some examples of some of the weirder stuff  I've come across so far! It's a giant fustercluck no doubt, but still a major accomplishment!

 
 
So, that's just a handful of random samples from the Y file! If you want to delve into the whole mess yourself, then here's the link! It's just a little overpowering! I hope you've got lots of free time on your hands!!