SANTA CLAUS ALBUM COVERS

HALLOWEEN ALBUM COVERS!!!

 I'm probably only going to have time to do one Halloween horror post, but this is what I have found so far after pouring through those million record covers while trying to alphabetize 4000 of my own!

 Pretty Self Explanatory!

 WEIRD!

 WEIRDER!

 You know how people annoyingly write your instead of you're? Do you think they really meant Whore Rises From The Tombs?

 Not really Halloween, but pretty weird just the same!

 This looks more like a reggae album than a Halloween Sounds Effects record!

I really have no clue! I just find this stuff!

Happy Hollow Weenie Ya'll!

WITHOUT DARKNESS THERE WOULD BE NO LIGHT!

  WITHOUT DARKNESS THERE WOULD BE NO LIGHT, AND I'M PRETTY DAMN SURE ALL THESE BANDS WOULD AGREE!

 13 WAYS TO DIE!

 THESE TWO ALBUMS SHOWCASED TOGETHER SAYS SOMETHING, I'M JUST NOT SURE WHAT THE FUCK IT IS!

 EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE HOLIDAY AFTER X-MAS AND NEW YEARS IS "FUCK YOU FOREVER!"

 I'M SCARED!

SSHHH! KRAKEN!!

IF ANYBODY WOULD LIKE TO TRY AND EXPLAIN!

IF you have any fucking clue what the imagery on any of these album covers is, please, do enlighten me! 

The message is the meaning, and the mesage is unclear!!

CHICANO BATMAN!

I'm dumb, I admit it, and I just don't get it!

In court, the monkey claimed he was framed!!

 What in the Hell could possibly be in that box, and how did she break her leg?

 This guy's life must be really boring!

 Are those sperm??

No, it is true, Sgt Pepper Sandworm!!

I'm pretty sure Met Blijdschap Geven Wij Kennis translates to Gay Christians From Outer Space!

 I am so confused right now, and I'm hungry for some reason!

Looks very uplifting, warm and inviting!

13 FLAT OUT JUST WEIRD ASS ALBUM COVERS!

I mean, I'm just saying!

Looks like a waste of good watercolour paint!

If you really wanted an album cover this stupid looking, why didn't you call me? I could use the work!

Is it love or confusion?

Almost like a modern day Salvador Dali! I said almost!

I got this one figured out! Drunk Russian Space Alien Polkas! Right?

Balloons!

There's nothing much weirder than Barney!

This cover must have made all the girl's hearts flutter!

I ain't going over to Cousin Brian's house for dinner!

Or this place either!

 

 Whoa! Space Demons! 

WTF!?

Well, was I wrong??